Moisturizers

Subject: Jim    Occupation: Printing Production Coordinator Product: Nivea for Men Extreme Comfort After Shave Balm, 100 ml, $7.29

Do you normally use a shave lotion or aftershave?

Yes, every morning after shaving. I hope that’s normal.

Before you started using it, did you think you would like this product?

Yes, I’ve been using “Nivea for Men” for a number of years, so switching to “Extreme Comfort” is going to be an exciting new experience.

For how long did you use this product?

Almost two weeks and it’s taken at least three weeks off my age already.

How did it make your skin feel?

Like a baby’s bum.

Did it soothe your skin?

Yes! It must be the chamomile and licorice root. Herbs have a natural soothing effect on me.

Did you notice any results?

Not yet, but by the time I finish the first bottle, I expect I will have no wrinkles.

How would you describe the results?

Satisfying. I think I’m starting to attract attention.

Did you get any feedback?

So far only my wife. She won’t let anyone else near me.

Would you use this product again?

I think I will. I would like to join the Lab Rat testing team as a regular.

Anything else?

I tried reading the ingredients. I think many have tried and failed. I did however notice that there is a touch of alcohol, but not enough for “Happy Hour.” Being a proofreader of some renown, I did spot a typo in the list of ingredients.

Subject: Braden    Occupation: Creative Director
Product: Lush Ambrosia Soothing Shave Cream, 250 ml, $16.95
 

Do you normally use a shave lotion or aftershave?

Shave lotion, yes, but I’ve had an aversion to aftershave ever since watching Macauley Culkin in Home Alone.

What did you think of the product’s scent? 

Very subtle, which I like. And not too soapy. Sort of a mysterious combination of honey and plants. It’s very man-friendly though—nothing flowery.

How did it make your skin feel?

Soft, but not over-moisturized. My skin didn’t feel greasy, but it wasn’t dry either.

Did you notice any results?

Well, it worked to get the hair off. And yeah, my skin was soft after. But I also broke out.

How would you describe the results?

Kind of like a flashback to grade 10 when my brother called me pizza face.

Did you get any feedback?

My brother started calling me pizza face again.

Would you use this product again?

I might finish the bottle to give my skin a chance to get used to it, but I probably wouldn’t pay for it again.

Would you use any aftershave or shave lotion again?

I think I’ll go back to the chemical-laden shave cream I used to use.

Anything else?

This stuff is for anyone who knows what linum usitatissimum seed extract is and actually cares.

Subject: Chris     Occupation: Correctional Officer
Product: Fruits & Passion F/P Homme Numero 2 Aftershave, 125 ml

Do you normally use a shave lotion or aftershave?

I normally don’t use an aftershave because it dries my skin.

Before you started using it, did you think you would like this product? 

The packaging didn’t look too feminine and the smell was manly enough. I do have to admit that I was hesitant because the texture was slimy. After using it I wouldn’t be afraid to admit to my colleagues that I use it.

For how long did you use this product?

I have used the product for eight days, and no you can’t have it back.
 
What did you think of the product’s scent? 

The smell is subtle, the missus really likes it. (Bonus points.)

How did it make your skin feel?

Smooth and refreshed, but it feels more like a protectant. When I washed my face in the evening you could feel the product being washed off.

Did you notice any results?

Definitely. I usually only shave every second day to reduce razor burn and irritation but I can actually shave every day if I use this product.

How would you describe the results?

I have always had problems with razor burn and shaving creams either making my face dry or oily. Since I starting using this my skin has been great, feels tighter, smoother and no irritation.

Did you get any feedback?

My better half says it smells good and my skin feels softer (another bonus point).